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  • Danny Boy

    Danny boy met the man,
    Crash course for disaster,
    Fired up, snow white tan,
    Whacked up, faster and faster.

    Danny boy died a pauper’s death,
    Friends deserted, family unknown,
    Wasted life on crystal meth,
    Sufferings set the tone.

    Danny boy, oh Danny Boy,
    Lovers and fools rejoice,
    Come together, share the joy,
    One more lost, one less voice.

    Danny boy, I shed a tear,
    One more lost, one less voice,
    Death looms, for you I fear
    Crystal meth, your wicked choice.

  • Vanishing

    powerless
    my capacity for movement
    opine loneliness
    your techniques are droid like
    devastatingly cold.

    no surrender now
    as i pack away
    my sun side kindness
    the constant resolute support
    see, i am already vanishing!

    from your eyes
    nothing is gleamed
    a breeding ground for assumptions
    the distance becomes exponential
    macabre as twilight

  • And another one

    "Where is Mr Brown?"
    Asked the Queen, perturbed.
    "He should have been down
    by six fifteen."
    She demurred.

    The First Lord, sat
    not wanting to be disturbed.
    "Primus inter pares! Crap!
    I'd swap Darling for his bird."

    ========
    Already posted some place else, but I'd welcome any comments from those who visit here who don't visit there.

    Toodle pip, Hektor.

  • my son

    He’s just a little angel he wouldn’t hurt a fly
    He is just the perfect child, but then you know just why
    He‘s laying fast asleep just now serene and angel like
    But in a flash he’s up and out and crashing on his bike

    One day he is a soldier a sailor and a spy
    He sometimes flies off out in space but no one asks him why
    He goes to stars so far away he even built a rocket
    And all the space rocks that he finds will be shoved in his pockets

    The school day is a trying time. You get him clean and spruce
    But 10 yards down the road he goes and starts crawling in a bush
    Spider’s, hedgehog’s, birds and mice he searches ditches too
    And back from school he then turns up covered in some goo!!

    He smiles at you, a cheeky grin that always melts your heart
    But then he sits right next to you a does a silent fart
    He giggles loads and chuckles hard His face is lit with glee
    It’s then he turns and says to you “is it time for tea”

    And then its girls, sport more girls and then perhaps some cars
    You know that soon he will go out, drinking in some bars
    And then one night he’ll stagger in tipsy if not drunk
    You’ll be mad!! He’ll wake up bad and smelling like a skunk!!

    He grows so fast and soon he’ll leave adventures all to have
    You’ll smile at him and hug him hard but know that you’ll feel sad
    He may think that he’s all grown up and on his own two feet
    But he’ll just be your little boy as long as your heart beats

  • To you

    Dear Friends,

    iam nandini from Kerala, India. Iam the new joining of this site. i am expecting you will accept me.

  • lost.

    i lost you when i was eleven and i felt i needed you most,
    i remember coming into the cottage with my brother's and sister's, and the place was busy with officer's and airmen,
    everyone telling us how sorry they were for our loss.
    i didn't understand, what was happening? why were they here?
    that's when i saw her, my mother, sitting by the fire, my six month old brother in her arm's.
    i went to speak to her but saw in her eye's that she was not really there. she was lost to all this comotion, emotionless and vacant.
    that's when i realized dad wasn't coming home to us again.

  • A slice of poetry (apologies to those who have already read this on my blog)

    At the time,
    she was not, the President's wife.
    And, at the time,
    he was not, the President.

    The lens clicked and captured,
    candidly, a moment.
    The picture: a place
    in time, forever stands.

    At that time,
    X-Corp's stock was trading, at ten dollars, ninety-four.
    And, at that time,
    Commodities were trading lightly.

    Shares fell. Then, increasingly,
    the markets tumbled.
    The things, on which
    "real" value can be placed, stand.

    Today,
    She is the President's wife.
    Today,
    X-Corp's stock trades at a dollar, twenty-five.

    "Sold!" The auctioneer's gavel crashes.
    And so, into the night, with hands barely
    covering her modesty, motionless
    walks the President's wife.

  • Hope this is not too emphatic

    Today in the newspaper I read this piece about this guy named Erik Weihenmayer, he happens to be the first blind man to reach the 29,035-foot summit of Mount Everest and also climb the seven summits of the world. He has also guided six blind Tibetan teenagers towards the 23,000-foot summit of Lhakpa Ri.
    I found this news not only fascinating, awe-inspiring but also thought evoking.
    I remember that when I was a child I was very scared of this blind salesman who used to sell Incense. His gait as he walked through the lanes during late evening and his way of advertising his product by screaming in a particular tone would have me scamper towards my mother. Well with time my fear was replaced by kindness or may be I should be honest and call it pity.
    Much later in life I saw this film called ‘Sparsh’ (The Touch) directed by a lovely lady called 'Sai Paranjpe', which actually touched my heart and helped me to distinguish between sympathy and empathy.
    Today I don’t consider blindness to be a handicap at all, no I don’t think it’s a boon but I feel it’s a different way to live your life. It helps one to have a better and deeper understanding of the same.
    The world is filled with too much of visuals at present; we see music instead of listening to it. Most of us would rather see a classic than read it, (I happen to be one of those people), observe similar lives on the television rather than introspect our own.
    Nothing much is left to imagination, and with time and experience I have realized how important and powerful imaginations can be.
    I remember imagining how Eskimos lived when I was a child (I didn’t have access to national geographic) or how did an igloo or an Anaconda look? Somehow today I feel that my imaginations were much more stronger and vivid than the real images. Yes I could be wrong but just a thought.
    So no I don’t consider blindness to be a handicap any more. What do you think?

  • Hello from a novelist in England

    Hi

    I'm author of a couple of novels published in the UK and the US. I've just started blogging and there's a bit about my 'process' if that doesn't sound too uppity. I'm just doing final edit on book 3 which comes out this summer with Penguin. I'm trying to give a glance into a writer's mind and life and to be honest. There's humour, sex and in the last post a morality tale about dog vomit. Please do take a look.

    www.louisedean.com

    regards

    Louise

  • LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP

    A new recruit to the local ambulance service was, on occasion, too enthusiastic for his own good. Despite being told to calm down and think before acting, his natural exuberance for the job sometimes propelled him forward at breakneck spead, only to be pulled back by some, more experienced, member of staff.
    One day, whilst trying to attend an accident on a busy motorway, we were being held up by the traffic behind the scene. As we tried to force our way forward along the hard shoulder, the newman became more and more agitated. Finally, as the scene of the accident came into view and the weckage of the cars involved could be clearly seen, he could take it no longer. Grabbing a first aid kit and flinging the cab door open he leapt into space and disappeared from view, only to reappear moments later, shamefaced and embarrased, his enthusiasm cut short when he found himself waist deep in a rain filled drainage ditch.
    Im shy:11655



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  • SORRY BUT FRIDAY'S GOOD

    today
    good friday
    we spent sleeping in
    a lazy dip in the pool
    hot cross buns and brewed coffee
    in the shady cool...
    then we pondered house plans
    for the new block of land

    this evening - fish - salmon grilled and spiced
    a nice day this friday
    very good
    very nice

    I'm tempted to feel guilty
    but no, I decline
    a prayer for others will have to do
    cause it's my turn this time....??

    Sigh
    nope, it doesn't work
    I still feel guilty

    HAPPY EASTER

  • Love is

    Love is death,
    Love is hate,
    Love is pity,
    Love is fear,
    Love is greed,
    Love is fake,
    Love is me,
    Love is you,
    Love is stupid,
    Love is blind,
    Love is crime,
    Love is peace,
    Love is rich,
    Love is poor,
    Love is drugs,
    Love is alcohol,
    Love is clean,
    Love is dirty,
    Love is chic,
    Love is dated,
    Love is new,
    Love is old,
    Love is hot,
    Love is cold,
    Love is good,
    Love is bad,
    Love is happy,
    Love is sad,
    Love is fun,
    Love is dull,
    Love is in,
    Love is out,
    Love is all i need,
    Love is all i want.

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  • sigh breath me

    i have made this a private post and put it in my own blog
    :lalala::lalala::lalala::lalala:
    :wave:

  • writing

    hi i like too write childres stories i will post one soon

  • All I can ever be to you is a darkness that we know

    once again this has been posted into my blog and it is a private post

  • Anniversary of my fathers demise

    My Father was the greatest man I ever knew and loved He never judged me, never scorned me and never held a grudge If I grow old being half the man that taught me all I knew Then I would lie down in my grave amongst a privileged few


  • Nonsense Poetry because I can't write good

    Here's some poems I want to share with all you lovely lovely people.

    A Little Poem About the Shoe-Boat Man

    There once was a man who lived in a boot
    It was covered in plastic and filled up with loot
    It was warm in the winter and cool in the Sun
    He’d take it anywhere so he could have fun.
    One weekend in summer when the weather was hot
    He took his house boot and went to the dock.
    Looking into the shimmering sea
    He had an idea and jumped off the quay.
    With barely a splash and not one thing getting wet
    The boot floated gently just where it was set.
    “Aha!” said the man “I must make a note!”
    “This can be a house, but also a boat!”
    With that he started a business idea
    “I’ll start making house boots from off of the pier.”
    From that day forward he moved to Spain
    And never lived on dry land again.
    ---------------------------------

    A Poem about Words

    Wibble wobble bellow round
    These are words I like the sound
    Say them with me one, two, three
    Limpet, Bucket, Chemistry.
    Congregations, you know the coo
    I’ve heard you saying words like ‘shoe’
    Letting them roll round your mouth
    Tasting them then let them out
    Consonants are great to use
    And vowels are ready to abuse
    So don’t hold back and say a word
    I like them when they’re more absurd.
    ---------------------------------

    I Sat on Pat (slightly rude)

    I had a jolly mattress, and its name was Pat
    He fell upon my bed one day and killed my lovely cat
    Using it for sleeping on seemed the correct choice
    But when I started scratching I could hear a little voice
    "Oh Dominic" quoth this object of bed related fun
    "I do not mind you nodding off but your blanket stinks of cum.
    Your arsehole is a plethora of bits and pieces rare
    And the look of your genitles would cause a bio-scare."
    "Shut up you batty crease!" cried I feeling somewhat bold
    "This collection of synthetic fibres stops me getting cold.
    Besides I think it rather rude for you to just turn up
    Then start making small demands without even a 'sup?'"
    With that I laid on Patrick with all my weighty might
    And slept all over his cuboid body all throughout the night.
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  • Waiting for the proofs

    This is the exciting part. I am sitting at my desk this morning, near the window that overlooks the gate, waiting for a courier to turn up with the proofs from the publisher.

    A lot of writers believe that the hard work is the actual writing - which is partly true, but there is other stuff that needs our attention too. One of these is checking through the proofs - a last chance for us to make sure that we don't leave in a wrong vowel that transforms 'shut' to a rude word, and we don't don't double up any words or phrases.

    What the proofs are not however, is a chance to rewrite. There are still a lot of writers out there who believe that you can get all creative with the proofs. Believe me, the time to get creative is before you post off your manuscript, not afterwards. So my advice for anyone thinking of submitting work to a publisher is to make sure the copy is as good as you can make it, before rushing out to the post office.

  • LOVE IS

    Brown hair girl kiss:11700People talk about love as though it is something you can give like an armful of flowers.  A lot of people give love like that, just dump it on top of you, a useless strong scented burden.  I don't think it is anything that you can give.
    Love is a force in you that enables you to give other things.  It motivates, it enables you to give strength and power and freedom and peace to another person.
    It is not a result, it is a cause.  It is a power like money or steam or electricity.  It is valueless unless you can give something else by means of it.



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  • If Love

    If love, like a lizards tail
    would grow back when the last did fail
    then the length of my tail would be all for you
    and like sunrise at the break of day would rise anew

    And if then, my love like a wizards wand
    had the necessary magic to keep you fond
    i would shower you, with spell after spell
    to cleanse the past until all was well

  • SECRET PLACES

    I don't know about you but when I was a child
    I was always seeking out or
    dreaming about
    secret places
    cubbies I could call my own
    as a female and
    oldest of five children I was
    perhaps in dire need of space
    a place to call my own
    with clear boundaries
    on all sides
    to hide
    and not be found
    to be safe
    on solid ground
    amid the hubub of crying babies, frazzled parents and
    demanding siblings
    I'd make a treehouse in the lemon tree - till the ants disagreed
    or dug a hole down the side of the house and covered it with a roof
    it stunk a damp dank dusty smell - not the hideaway I deserved
    then it was the chook house (after they'd met their fate in the pot)
    but that was too exposed, to known and accessible to those
    I sought refuge from

    Ah yes but the best places of all were the fantasy places
    I dreamt up a magical world full of treasures, toys and gifts
    all that my heart desired
    in the top shelf of my wardrobe
    I climbed in and took fabulous refuge in the illuminated
    luxury of gold and sparkling jewels, roller skates and gorgeous clothes

    Then there was the whole room that existed beneath my bed
    a subterranean cave lined with coloured curtains and velvet bedcovers
    In my dreams I'd slither out of bed down a small trapdoor near the window
    down a slipery dip into this secret exotic chamber
    where I was attended by a very proper butler called James

    this particular fantasy still has a place in my imagination!!!

  • Dream

    Yellow rectangle of light behind her..door open..open and rectangular.
    Above a plane a huge noisy plane lifts almost vertical...
    She misses it..yet again....
    Streets and houses and roofs and intensity...closing in.
    She needs to leave.
    She needs to get back.
    There is a garden, a pond....and strange creatures; moving and turning and swimming and disappearing.

    Forests in the distance and a steep descent into the comfort of the valley and then the steepness of the escape...that never happens..

    Again the plane.
    Again she needs to leave.
    She cannot get through...she is stopped and blocked and silenced and halted.
    Her feet cannot move.

    Invisibilty closes in....powerless and suffocating.

  • IT MATTERS

    n everyones life - there was one moment of change - one grand, undeniable moment of change - that was so indisputable and consequential it never stopped mattering.
    Mine came one evening on a windswept beach in North Wales whilst reading Jonathan Livingston Seagull by Richard Bach.

    it is very painful to love someone and believe you can never be with them...

    These are lines from a book called Shadow Song by Terry Kay.

    Sometimes art does mirror life.

  • Conversation:

    • Miss Hudson Boo • says: (23:49:27)
    night
    • Ferryman • says: (23:50:05)
    empty glasses, wiping tables
    • Ferryman • says: (23:50:16)
    smiles and turns the sign
    • Miss Hudson Boo • says: (23:50:33)
    smiles and slides into taxi
    • Miss Hudson Boo • says: (23:50:39)
    looking back
    • Ferryman • says: (23:50:45)
    trips over stool
    • Ferryman • says: (23:51:20)
    b*gger it!
    • Miss Hudson Boo • says: (23:51:52)
    sighs and wonders when it's safe to return
    • Ferryman • says: (23:52:08)
    *CLOSED*
    • Miss Hudson Boo • says: (23:52:13)
    she's almost home now...fumbling for change
    • Miss Hudson Boo • says: (23:52:29)
    taxi pulls up
    • Miss Hudson Boo • says: (23:52:35)
    she pays
    • Miss Hudson Boo • says: (23:52:45)
    totters through front door
    • Ferryman • says: (23:52:47)
    Inside, there's a phone ringing
    • Miss Hudson Boo • says: (23:52:50)
    falls into bed
    • Miss Hudson Boo • says: (23:53:06)
    she manages to find phone
    • Miss Hudson Boo • says: (23:53:12)
    picks it up
    • Miss Hudson Boo • says: (23:53:16)
    hello
    • Miss Hudson Boo • says: (23:53:24)
    hey you
    • Ferryman • says: (23:53:28)
    Say madam, I think I have one of your shoes
    • Miss Hudson Boo • says: (23:53:30)
    out there in the cold
    • Miss Hudson Boo • says: (23:53:37)
    oopps
    • Miss Hudson Boo • says: (23:53:40)
    shit
    • Miss Hudson Boo • says: (23:53:57)
    realises she is in bed with one shoe on
    • Ferryman • says: (23:54:12)
    If I hadn't fallen over the bastard chair I wouldn't have seen it. You were sittin by the window, right?
    • Miss Hudson Boo • says: (23:54:14)
    ermmm...I may have to collect it tomorrow she slurs
    • Miss Hudson Boo • says: (23:54:42)
    mmm, yes I was the girl by the window she murmured
    • Miss Hudson Boo • says: (23:54:51)
    you hurt?
    • Ferryman • says: (23:54:58)
    Sure. Well it might be an idea to hide the other one in the meantime.
    No problem. It'll be here for ya. Take it easy kid
    • Miss Hudson Boo • says: (23:55:09)
    and..how come you have my phone number?
    • Ferryman • says: (23:55:19)
    Click, click, buzzzzzzz....
    • Miss Hudson Boo • says: (23:55:51)
    she stumbles out of bed...falls against wardrobe as she attempts to balance taking off her single shoe
    • Miss Hudson Boo • says: (23:56:04)
    she fails

    TO BE CONTINUED

  • WISDOM

    If only I were twenty one and know what I know now.
    For wisdom is the only thing advancing years endow.
    It's something that we only get whatever our excuse.
    When we're too old and it's too late to be of any use

  • Do You Mind? Etiquette for the Masses

    "It’s ok, I wasn’t particularly fond of my kneecaps anyway" I think but dare not say in fantastically British manner. I’m sitting on a nine hour coach journey from Sharm-el-Sheikh to Cairo surrounded by the most miserable collection of people I’ve ever met, which isn’t surprising as its also the most Russians I’ve ever met. The particular Russian grump sat on the seat in front decides he wants to recline a little at the expense of my kneecaps without even so much as a polite warning glance. But what can you expect, he clearly hadn’t had the British middle-class suburban upbringing I had. Even if I had be asked to give up 6 inches of my space for the benefit of his comfort all I would have done is smile and cheerfully remark “yeah, no worries” as though his request had been overly polite for my liking. At least that way I would have felt like the leg numbing pain was partly a result of my own actions.

    Etiquette is often such a pointless concept usually dreamt up by the middle-classes to distinguish themselves from any subordinate class. It even fails to do this these days with any Tom, Dick, or Harry who’s seen Titanic knowing the order cutlery usage - start on the outside and work your way in, according to Leo. The trouble is they’re all unbearably old-fashioned; with the exception of the occasional Hyacinth Bucket, who gives a shit how you hold your knife and fork?

    What etiquette needs is a modern overhaul which focuses on the precise things that actually affect us like the reclining of coach and plane seats. It could specify where its appropriate to sit on an almost empty bus, a general public transport etiquette would be perfect. Just the other day I was one of two sat on a bus when a third party came and took the seat next to me, I was livid, seething, turning red with rage why would he commit such a social faux pas? Doesn’t he know the rules? I didn’t say anything. It wasn’t my place. But had he known the disruption he had caused to my day…well… I shouldn’t expect he would have slept well at all that night. And all this could have been avoided by some kind of public transport finishing school, I think its time to put pen to paper and get Gordon Brown on board with my idea, or at the very least see if Channel 4 would be interested in it as a reality TV show.

    Annoyingly, the worse thing about those damn reclining seats is that reclining your own chair makes bugger all difference to your comfort, it seems the single aim of the reclining seat is to piss off your foreign neighbour to the rear…on second thoughts it not such a bad idea.

  • Do the best you can

    If you constantly compare yourself with others, you may become either unhappy or boastfully proud, for there will always be people greater or lesser than you. Remember that your mediocre gifts may contribute more toward the success of some project than the extraordinary talents of another. Believe in the worthiness of what you can do and be content in doing the best you can. :yes:

  • la vérité

    There is truth
    And there are rooms in empty houses


    There is water
    And there are paintings in dark colours

    There are memories
    And there are fields of black sheep

    There is music
    And there is the chanson

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