Ive just joined so can I have a go?
1) If you don't stop crying I'll give you something to cry for.
2) Don't look at me like that or I'll poke your eyes out.
3) This is MY house and DON'T you forget it.
4) Hurry up or my toe will be meeting your behind.
5) Put your feet over this doorstep and you'll go out again in a wooden box.
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Welcome!

My Mum used to regularly say the first one!!!