It was the day of the village fete and Kevin the rabbit decided to play a joke on the moronic townsfolk,

'These people are so dumb they're bound to fall for my scheme, ha, ha HA HA!' laughed Kevin at his own brilliance and the townsfolk stupidity.

Kevin arrived just as the townsfolk were revealing the results for the 'Guess the star sign of the pig' competition.

'Though some of you thought he was a Taurus,' announced the mayor, 'he is in fact…a Libra!'

'You're speaking out your f**king arse!' roared Kevin who was dressed up in a pig outfit he'd constructed from parsnips, rose petals and plasticine.

All the townsfolk were appalled as they turned to Kevin.

'He's an imposter!' said Kevin, 'I'm the real pig, and I am a Taurus!'

The townsfolk were horrified at their mistake.

'Look!' they all said, 'he's not a real pig at all,' they gasped, 'only a false pig would lie about their star sign!'

The villagers approached Kevin and gave him £50 and a pumpkin as a reward, 'Thank you for saving us from making such a silly mistake,' they said.

Kevin took the cash and bounded off home.

As Kevin sat in his hutch that night, removing his parsnip snout, he laughed heartily and said,

'These townsfolk are as dumber than a village of spuds ! Everyone knows I'm a Pisces.'