want your garden weeding
want your swimming pool clean
just stick in an expenses form
as long as your not seen

if you get caught fiddling
and you look a bit of a clown
just do what the speaker did
and very swiftly stand down

and poor old bob ainsworth
he should really go to ground
a three piece suite ,oh how nice
it cost us two thousand pounds

they should get arrested
and they should not get bail
give them board and lodgings
at the nearest fraudsters jail

kenny mcintyre 20/05/09