Scientists in Newcastle (is that a contradiction?)claim to have developed sperm in a laboratory. Other scientists disagree so I guess no one has come to definitive solution?

Drinking coffee can prevent the onset of Alzheimers disease. What if you can't remember where you put the coffee?

A man has had one of his own teeth inserted into his eye and he can now see through it thanks to a tiny lens implanted in it - there's just too many punchlines here surely? Is he winking or chewing, does he brush his eye at night.

I know this has nothing to do with creative writing folks but I'm boredso I'll tell a joke that you may have not heard.

A doctor and nurse are doing the rounds and they approach a man who has 90% burns on his body. The doctor takes a quick look and says to the nurse 'prescribe one viagra a night for this patient'. The nurse looks aghast at the doctorand says 'but this is a burns patient are you sure this is the right treatment for him' and the doctor replied 'yes, his erection will keep the sheets off his body for awhile.....

I will get my coat.

SJ